WHAT THE HELL, EMO SPIDERMAN JUST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS.

Isn't that guy supposed to be on our side?

ETA ANGELINA, I NEED TO BORROW A CUP OF CHILDREN FROM YOU. I KNOW YOU HAVE ONE BECAUSE SPIDERMAN SAID SO.

Everyone look out for Michael. Ikuto says his brain has been taken over by Cylons. He said he was going to go release him from the dark magic ( Read more... )

THE GRAMAPHONE BE MINE, YON GELATINOUS OGRE!

HOIST THE CRANBERRY, ACUPUNCTURE WILL CORRODE YOUR SOULS!!!!

MAXWELTON'S BRAE'S ARE BONNIE, BUT YOUR MOTHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES

I SING THE SONG OF A DRUNKEN SAILOR.

MY BOB-TAILED NAG AWAITS.

~*~FIN~*~

BRING ME MY BREAD BASKET! THE FOOD IS DOING THE MACARENA.

Okay, like, what tuh fuh guys?

I was stuck in that stupid library, and I finally get out, and now you guys are all EXTERMINATE! END OF LINE! I DROPPED IT IN THE WATER AND THE CHALK ALL RAN! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Hey, did I miss the dance?

I HAVE ARRIVED. WEAPONS ARE OFFLINE DUE TO TEMPORAL SHIFT. UNABLE TO EFFECT ESCAPE.

ALL INFERIOR LIFE WILL BE EXTERMINATED WHEN WEAPONS ARE RESTORED.

DALEKS ARE SUPREME!

GEE, THANKS GUYS, FOR YOUR RESCUE FROM THE DANGERS OF THE SCARY EVIL CHEESE SHOP AND THE MAN IN IT.

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

AND NOW I HAVE A CHEESE PHOBIA.

GREAT.

IKUTO, IKUTO, ARE YOU OKAY?

IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE BY BLINKING IN MORSE CODE.

WHO/WHAT: Michael tries to magick himself out of the base, and discovers the true meaning of Christmas. Or something. ETA And adopts Ikuto as his own.
WHERE: His room.

( THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME )

I TAKE IT ALL BACK.

I HATE THE INTERNET, I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE, AND I WANT MY OFFICE BACK.

IN MY WORLD, TOBY IS GONE, AND A HOT CHICK HAS REPLACED HIM AND WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, PLUS I HAVE A BABY FROM JAN, AND HERE, TOBY IS STILL HERE, AND EVERYTHING SUCKS, AND I NEED AN ASSISTANT, AND AN OFFICE, AND RYAN, AND I WANT TO GO HOME.